Here in the Northeast, as we wait to get slammed by FRANKENSTORM (coming to a sci-fi channel near you!) people are losing their minds. (assuming they had ones to begin with)
The management company for my community is always sending out asinine announcements, but this one for disaster preparedness may be my favorite of all. It ends with the line:
Store drinking water in clean jugs, bottles, and cooking utensils.
Yes, they’re asking us to store drinking water in spoons! or worse in tongs….have you ever tried to drink from a pair of tongs???