There’s a direct correlation between how stressed I am and the content of my dreams.
Last night I dreamed that Doctor Who (the Matt Smith version) kept telling me my manuscript is “cool”.
If you don’t watch Doctor Who you probably think that’s a good thing, but it’s not. Whatever the Doctor thinks is “cool” is most definitely not.
I woke up to an overwhelming feeling of failure.
What kinds of weird dreams have you had lately?
Dottie at Romance Junkies gave Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman 5 ribbons!
Love the last paragraph of the review.
“CONFESSIONS OF A SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC HITWOMAN is a witty romantic suspense novel that you will not soon forget.With mobsters, talking animals that only Maggie can hear, a charming police officer/hitman, a creatively original plot, outrageous humor, an opinionated animal sidekick, sexual tension, stoned aunts and a vulnerable, but sassy, heroine, Reading this book will take you through a gamut of emotions as you laugh out loud, cry and even chuckle a time or two. An absolute hit, CONFESSIONS OF A NEUROTIC HITWOMAN is a delight and I can only hope for a sequel to see what Maggie is up to next. As you begin to read this book, be prepared to suspend all of your previous beliefs and be carried away on a hilarious roller coaster ride as you accept the impossible. Take my advice and run, do not walk, to the nearest bookstore and get your own copy of this extremely entertaining book.”
The newish hair removal place in town has decided that the best way to spend their advertising budget is to have someone dress up in a bright red gorilla costume and a yellow bikini and stand at a busy intersection waving at motorists and carrying a sign advertising free waxing.
I wish I’d gotten a picture….
I’ve been a terrible, terrible blogger, but I’m trying to get back in the swing of things, so I thought I’d share this review of Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman on Paperback Dolls. It starts with, ”If you’re looking for a good laugh, you’ve come to the right place. J.B. Lynn has given us the next Stephanie Plum in the form of Maggie Lee.”
I’ve got my second 5k of the year on tap for this weekend. What are YOUR weekend plans?
Yesterday’s tweet-up was soooo much fun. Thank you to everyone who stopped by!
This review for Confessions of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman that’s up on B&N made me smile:
I loved it! Could hardly lay it down and there were definitely moments my boyfriend thought i went crazy because i was laying on the floor laughing. Definitely worth the read!
I hope you’ll join me at my very first tweet-up sponsored by Avon Books this afternoon btwn 3 and 5 (EST). It’s our chance to talk about CONFESSIONS OF A SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC HITWOMAN and a bunch of other quirky topics! 
I’ll be making multiple “stops” and at EACH a lucky winner will receive a $25 B&N gift card!
Make sure to follow me on twitter: @jb_lynn_author (hashtag: #neurotic) and my hosts for the afternoon!
@avonbooks from 3:00 to 3:30
@CoffeeTimeRomance from 3:30 to 4
@JoyfullyReviewd from 4 to 4:30 (note that “reviewd” is supposed to be spelled like that)
@RT_magazine from 4:30 to 5
See you there!!!!!!!!!!
Someone with a unique perspective reviews Confession of a Slightly Neurotic Hitwoman.
Check it out at 10 Minutes to the Universe (and be sure to read some of her AMAZING flash fiction while you’re there).
My lovely agent Victoria Marini’s enthusiasm is adorable, isn’t it?
Please excuse the extra exclamation points…I’m so excited I can’t seem to control myself!!!!!!
Imagine my surprise and delight when Susan Elizabeth Phillips posted about CONFESSIONS OF A SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC HITWOMAN on her Facebook page.
I’ve never been so happy to be called “warped”.
Much thanks to all the lovely readers and reviewers who took the time to make sure I’d seen it. Your support is much appreciated!
Now you can request one for CONFESSIONS OF A SLIGHTLY NEUROTIC HITWOMAN or THE FIRST VICTIM.
