Dear Moron

I’m talking to you. The guy who HAD to sit directly behind us at the movies.

There were ten people in the theater (yes, I counted) but you chose to sit directly behind us. Which would have been fine if you HADN”T DUMPED HALF YOUR 300 OUNCE SODA ON US.

I hope that someone turns you into a sweet, sticky mess soon.

Hugs and kisses,
me

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4 thoughts on “Dear Moron

  1. This a direct violation of movie etiquette. You never sit directly behind, in front of, or on either side of someone if there’s hardly anyone in the theater!

    Tsk tsk.

  2. JenC says:

    I strongly dislike going to movie theaters specifically because they let people like this in.

  3. Wow. What a jackass. I hope he didn’t ruin a good movie for you.

  4. jblynn says:

    Jennifer — I think they should hand out the movie etiquette handbook along with the tickets

    JenC — I hadn’t been to a movie since Star Trek was in theaters. This is why.

    B.E. — He DID bring us a handful of napkins, but ducked out before the lights came up. Grrrrr!

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